Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Cardinals Introduce New Shit-Covered Hats

Busch Stadium won't be the only thing that will look different for the Cardinals in 2006. Team Officials have just announced that the St. Louis club will be sporting brand new shit- covered hats for the upcoming season. The grotesque caps will feature excrement from local fans, along with bird droppings from actual cardinals.
"The St. Louis fans are the best fans in baseball," said homosexual outfielder Jim Edmonds, "we're proud to be wearing their shit on our heads when we play."

12 Comments:

Anonymous So Taguchi said...

These new hats are SOOOOO Taguchi!

1:54 AM  
Blogger Goingpostal in Cincinnati said...

Man you aint right! lol

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You suck as do the scrubbies..

Jazz hands MoFo!

8:45 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

More pot shots from the bottom of the pot.. errr. i mean standings. 1907!

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure do seem to know a lot about shit. Maybe you've been mining for it yourself.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a bear gets crapped on in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, do the Cubs still suck? YES!

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Reacharound Randy said...

Hey, I love those Cardinal hats. I live in Shitcago and know alot about crap on things.

2:09 PM  
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8:26 PM  
Anonymous Ron Santo's Third Leg said...

Those shit-covered hats aren't anything new for the Cardinals and their fans. They just wipe their mouths when they want a new layer.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Joel R. said...

Hate comments! hilarious

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the hats. I guess the hemorrhoid blood just blended into the background color...

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Brian said...

hillarious

7:35 AM  

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