Monday, December 05, 2005

Radar's Radar: Inerview Exclusive

We at BDCBP have the inside scoop on all the hot stove action. With so many rumors flying around, it's tough to know what to belive. Everyone wants to know which players are on the radar for the Cubs. Here at The Best Dan Cub Blog Period, we figured, "who better to ask than Radar himelf? Fortunately, we were able to arrange a sit down with the baseball insider to ask him a few questions about the Cubs in this exclusive interview. Hope you enjoy.

BDCBP: Thanks for taking the time to talk with us today. It looks to be a busy off-season for the cubs so lets get right down to it. Do you have Manny Ramirez on your Radar?
Radar: All signs point to yes.

BDCBP: Will the Cubs Trade Kerry Wood.
Radar: Outcome not good.

BDCBP: Who will start in center field next year?
Radar: Ask again later.

BDCBP: What about Milton Bradley?
Radar: Outcome not good.

BDCBP: Do you think the Cubs will trade for Barry Zito?
Radar: Concentrate and ask again

BDCBP: Um, OK. Do you think the Cubs will trade for Barry Zito?
Radar: Yes, definitely.

BDCBP: Really? You sound pretty confident about that. What makes you so sure?
Radar: Yes.

BDCBP: What?
Radar: Very doubtful.

BDCBP: Moving on... Soriano is a name that always seems to come up in trade rumors. Do you think he may be a part of the Cubs plans?
Radar: Cannot predict now.

BDCBP: Jacque Jones?
Radar: Concentrate and ask again.

BDCBP: Jacque Jones?
Radar: Concentrate and ask again.

BDCBP: Jacque--wait you just said that. You're not just reading one of those Magic 8 balls are you?
Radar: My reply is no.

BDCBP: OK, well... is there anything else you'd like to add?
Radar: Don't count on it.

BDCBP: Alright then, well thanks for your time Radar.
Radar: Very doubtful.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6:31 AM  
Blogger dan the fan said...

Anonymous, I must admit, you make me weep every time I read your poems.

4:21 AM  

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