I still have a blog?

From the Houston Chronicle.

Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano had to be taken for X-rays and was deemed unavailable to pitch Tuesday after being struck on his throwing elbow by a fungo bat swung by Joey Cora.

I am without speech.

In other news, Ned Flanders, (a dead ringer for Paul Reuschel**) is reportedly interested in the Cubs Manager position, should Dusty Baker be let go. "Obviously, we're considering all our options." Said GM Jim Hendry. I'll let you read between the lines there, but I'm just saying...

Go Cubberinos!
**thank you stew. (See comments)